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20 Things Programmers Often Say About Their Codes

 

20. That’s weird….->it’s not a big deal, could be said as a confession

19. It’s never done that before.->Man, it’s an excuse

18. It worked yesterday.->You must be lie

17. How is that possible? ->Just see and fix it!!

16. It must be a hardware problem. -> Nope!! It’s absolutely an exception of Tapestry

15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? -> Argh, nonsense

14. There is something funky in your data. OR It’s a data problem, not a program problem. –>This is a statement that My Team always say about every exception

13. I haven’t touched that module in weeks! ->And you shold touch it, Dude!!!

12. You must have the wrong version. -> When the last version was deployed??

11. It’s just some unlucky coincidence. -> And I’m the unlucky person to find it

10. I can’t test everything! -> It’s a wrong excuse

9. THIS can’t be the source of THAT. ->How can???

8. It works, but it hasn’t been tested. -> Oh, what a pity to be your tester???

7. Somebody must have changed my code. ->Who??

6. Did you check for a virus on your system? -> Viruses scared to my computer

5. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel? ->It feels like a shit

4. You can’t use that version on your system. -> And what should I use???

3. Why do you want to do it that way? -> This is the scenarios step

2. Where were you when the program blew up? -> I am flirting

And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Don’t Work:

1. “It works on my machine..”. -> Do not deny, man!!

November 11, 2008 - Posted by | me and just me

2 Comments »

  1. huehehehe.. santi kan ini?😀
    iin baru nemu blognya..
    aduh, curahan hati banget san :))

    eniwei, congrat buat wisudanya yaaa🙂

    Comment by iin | November 13, 2008 | Reply

  2. alo mba in😀
    Iya nih curahan hati, keseringan ngeliat bug siy😀

    Comment by santiyunita | November 18, 2008 | Reply


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