If I Were A boy

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it
Because they’d stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone its broken
So they think
that I was sleeping alone
I’d put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’d be faithful
Waiting for me to come home (to come home)

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted (wanted)
Cause he’s taken you for granted (granted)
And everything you had got destroyed

It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you’re just a boy
You don’t understand (yea you don’t understand)
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you’ll wish you were a better man
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you’re just a boy…

Weekend

Weekend? Libur tentunya

gak tentunya ding, seringkali gue malah asik masyuk begadang di kantor sambil nyanyi lagunya Jikustik yang dimodifikasi dikit2  “Malam ini malam minggu..kubegadang di kantorku……selamat malam dunia..ku siap tuk berlembur..”

Seringkali gue pengen lari karena hal – hal menyedihkan dan menyengsarakan di kantor. Seringkali gue mengeluh dengan keadaan gue yang dipaksa jadi wonder woman..seorang wanita luar biasa dengan kemampuan yang ajib n tenaga tak terbatas http://www.addemoticons.com/emoticon/mashimaro/AddEmoticons0153.gif

Wait…tunggu dulu man..I am not a wonder woman or even a super woman. I have limitations of my capability of course  Tapiiiii…ini sihpercaya gak percaya..harus percaya lah ya Apa yang gue kerjakan ini, mungkin kelihatannya mudah dan begitu begitu doang *Please delete the phrase ‘doang’ over there*

Those are not easy..Susyeee jadi gue ini…gak perlu lah ya gue menjelaskan penderitaan gue disini. Describing won’t give any solution, i think.

Hari ini gue menemani seorang teman berlembur di rumahnya..Kerjaannya -i know it will be terrible if I did it- rumit. Gak bisa bilang susah karena gue gak pernah ngerjain yang begituan(kerjaannya dia). Dia sampe stressful gitu.. kasian banget gue liatnya..

*Untung ada gue yang menghibur ya, cuy *

Finally gue tau, dan sangat sangat sadar, yang kesulitan menghadapi kondisi terjepit di kantor itu banyak, bukan cuma gue. tapi sayangnya gue gak nemu temen seperjuangan doang siy

Sekarang, gue hampir melepaskan beban di kantor, beberapa hari doang lagi gue di kantor sini..rasanya aneh. Gak ada emoticon yang bisa menggambarkan *pinjem kata2 lu ya nyet..*

Apa suatu saat nanti gue akan kangen ma masa2 lembur ? sama kondisi dimana semua orang down, depressed, dan akhirnya semua menjadi seperti orang gila. Sama kehebohan yang setiap hari terjadi..

Wish there’ll be a place I can have partners like you all, guys..

Mendukung Onyet Buncit Sepenuh Hati

Gue masih di kantor.Tapi gak ngerjain kerjaan kantor )

Gue lagi nungguin onyet buncit bugfixing supaya dia bisa cepet beresin project kami.

Tapii..si onyet buncit tampaknya mengeluh sama keadaan projectnya dia. Trus gue hibur..Dia kan superman,  selalu ditempatkan di project² ancur untuk jadi penyelamat. Dia kan superhero. Walopun perutnya buncit..tapi dia tetep superhero.

Akhirnya gue ngasih julukan baru buat dia “SUPERMAN BERPERUT BUNCIT“. Sapa tau dengan julukan ini dia makin semangat..semangat cari kerjaan baru maksudnya..Gud luck ya nyet..

Aku yakin kamu pasti bisa..Inget² udah mau punya anak, jadi musti rajin

Nanti kita cari proyekan yang banyak ya..

Final Project

Final Project

So….this is my final project. The last thing I did before the graduation.

Not perfect, and I said this is was terrible.  I did the revision in a rush among the stacks of my jobs.

I did it imperfectly, but I do very very surprised it was not continued longer.

For anyone, everybody need a cery little explanation about ERP implementastion in a small and medium enterprise, you can see it here. Might be not help much, just use it as a recommendation.

Thank you for all parts who helped me much.

20 Things Programmers Often Say About Their Codes

 

20. That’s weird….->it’s not a big deal, could be said as a confession

19. It’s never done that before.->Man, it’s an excuse

18. It worked yesterday.->You must be lie

17. How is that possible? ->Just see and fix it!!

16. It must be a hardware problem. -> Nope!! It’s absolutely an exception of Tapestry

15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? -> Argh, nonsense

14. There is something funky in your data. OR It’s a data problem, not a program problem. ->This is a statement that My Team always say about every exception

13. I haven’t touched that module in weeks! ->And you shold touch it, Dude!!!

12. You must have the wrong version. -> When the last version was deployed??

11. It’s just some unlucky coincidence. -> And I’m the unlucky person to find it

10. I can’t test everything! -> It’s a wrong excuse

9. THIS can’t be the source of THAT. ->How can???

8. It works, but it hasn’t been tested. -> Oh, what a pity to be your tester???

7. Somebody must have changed my code. ->Who??

6. Did you check for a virus on your system? -> Viruses scared to my computer

5. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel? ->It feels like a shit

4. You can’t use that version on your system. -> And what should I use???

3. Why do you want to do it that way? -> This is the scenarios step

2. Where were you when the program blew up? -> I am flirting

And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Don’t Work:

1. “It works on my machine..”. -> Do not deny, man!!

Graduation Day, the real moment

tanggal 8 November kemaren akhirnya gue ikutan wisuda..

Rasanya gimana? Biasa aja, cuma seneng karena bareng ma temen2 seankatan yang tadinya sering nyuekin gue, karena gue turun derajat 1 tingkatan kali ya

Terus bokap nyokap juga udah heboh banget  gue mau wisuda, ajib lah. Gue sampe terharu liat keantusiasan mereka..Sampe kakak gue pun ikutan heboh.

Thanks GOD, thanks to my parents and brother, mereka sangat sangat appreciate banget sama kelulusan gue ini

The Best Part

Bagian yang paling gue suka adalah ketika nyanyiin lagu Indonesia Raya. Maklum, jiwa nasionalis gue emang kuat banget (huekkk!!!!)

Gue bersemangat banget selama nyanyiin Indonesia Raya dan Mengheningkan Cipta-yang entah kenapa lirik nya beda sama yang gue nyanyiin selama 12 taun sekolah-.

The F***king part

adalah ketika gue dapet ijazah gue n ternyata nilai e-business gue gak ada di dalam transkrip!!!Siyal. itu gue bikin sampe gak tidur, sampe nyusahin orang, bla bla bla..

The Happiest Part

Ketemu sama CaMer!!! dan calon ibu mertua itu ramah banget, gak kaya kemaren2

I love you, ney..

Mungkin karena udah lulus juga kali yaaa

Mungkin ini hadiah terindah buat kelulusan gue

Jalan-jalan sama Dewi

Seudah nyampe ke Serpong, gue janjian sama Dewi, yang mana kemaren dia ultah n ditinggal suaminya ke Solo )

Tadinya cuma duduk2 doang di kos gue, terus tiba2 aja gitu kami kepikiran mau ke SMS..Jalan2 lah..

Happy Birthday, wi

Kecewa – BCL

Sedikit waktu yang kau miliki
Luangkanlah untukku
Harap secepatnya datangi aku
S’kali ini ku mohon padamu
Ada yang ingin ku sampaikan
Sempatkanlah…
Hampa kesal dan amarah
S’luruhnya ada dibenakku
Tandai seketika
Hati yang tak terbalas
Oleh cintamu…
Kuingin marah, melampiaskan tapi kuhanyalah sendiri disini
Ingin kutunjukkan pada siapa saja yang ada
Bahwa hatiku kecewa…
Sedetik menunggumu disini, s’perti seharian
Berkali kulihat jam ditangan
Demi membunuh waktu
Tak kulihat tanda kehadiranmu
Yang semakin meyakiniku
Kau tak datang

Pleased To Go

Artinya : mempersilakan untuk pergi.

Kurang lebih gini : Gue ga minta lu untuk pergi, tapi gue juga gak expect lu stay. Gue gak bilang gue gak sayang sama lu, tapi itu juga bukan berarti gue sayang sama lu.

Itu. Menurut gue  *yang ngerasa berbeda silakan komen*.

Jadi, klo ada yang ngomong *dalam konteks hubungan pria dan wanita* ” gue gak minta lu pergi, lu yang pergi sendiri” buat gue adalah SIYALAN. 

Kenapa? Karena artinya beda sama kalo dia ngomong “gue gak minta lu pergi, gue udah coba nahan lu, tapi lu yang tetep pergi”

Coba perhatiin kata2 yang gue bold n italic, beda kan artinya?

Itu yang MUNGKIN sedang dalam pertanyaan dalam hidup gue. Emang, dia gak minta gue untuk pergi, tapi dia juga ga nahan gue. Jadi??? Dia pleased me to go kann???

uhm, udahan ah. Ntar klo disuru ngomong langsung, mampus gue. Mana bisa????

Graduation Day..

Graduation day. Apa artinya? Secara harafiah, artinya adalah hari kelulusan. Apa itu?

Artinya adalah hari wisuda.

Pertanyaan gue, seberapa penting sih hari itu?

Jujur, i’ve been waiting for the day for these past 2 years. Tapi, saat ini gue gak mau ikutan wisuda.

Gue takut ketakuran gue, kekhawatiran gue terjadi. Apa itu?

A strictly private girlstuff pastinya. Keinginan normal dan wajar seorang cewe yang saat ini belum didapat..

Gue tau, ortu gue pengen ngeliat gue diwisuda, tapiii…alasan gue gak mau ikut pun adalah karena gak mau menyakiti mereka..trust me, mom, dad

akhirnya dikasi cuti

akhirnya gue dikasi cuti..tanggal 17 oktober

setelah gue ketawan ngambek sama hariyanto

huahuahuauha