Final Project

Final Project

So….this is my final project. The last thing I did before the graduation.

Not perfect, and I said this is was terrible.  I did the revision in a rush among the stacks of my jobs.

I did it imperfectly, but I do very very surprised it was not continued longer.

For anyone, everybody need a cery little explanation about ERP implementastion in a small and medium enterprise, you can see it here. Might be not help much, just use it as a recommendation.

Thank you for all parts who helped me much.

20 Things Programmers Often Say About Their Codes

 

20. That’s weird….->it’s not a big deal, could be said as a confession

19. It’s never done that before.->Man, it’s an excuse

18. It worked yesterday.->You must be lie

17. How is that possible? ->Just see and fix it!!

16. It must be a hardware problem. -> Nope!! It’s absolutely an exception of Tapestry

15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? -> Argh, nonsense

14. There is something funky in your data. OR It’s a data problem, not a program problem. ->This is a statement that My Team always say about every exception

13. I haven’t touched that module in weeks! ->And you shold touch it, Dude!!!

12. You must have the wrong version. -> When the last version was deployed??

11. It’s just some unlucky coincidence. -> And I’m the unlucky person to find it

10. I can’t test everything! -> It’s a wrong excuse

9. THIS can’t be the source of THAT. ->How can???

8. It works, but it hasn’t been tested. -> Oh, what a pity to be your tester???

7. Somebody must have changed my code. ->Who??

6. Did you check for a virus on your system? -> Viruses scared to my computer

5. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel? ->It feels like a shit

4. You can’t use that version on your system. -> And what should I use???

3. Why do you want to do it that way? -> This is the scenarios step

2. Where were you when the program blew up? -> I am flirting

And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Don’t Work:

1. “It works on my machine..”. -> Do not deny, man!!

Graduation Day, the real moment

tanggal 8 November kemaren akhirnya gue ikutan wisuda..

Rasanya gimana? Biasa aja, cuma seneng karena bareng ma temen2 seankatan yang tadinya sering nyuekin gue, karena gue turun derajat 1 tingkatan kali ya

Terus bokap nyokap juga udah heboh banget  gue mau wisuda, ajib lah. Gue sampe terharu liat keantusiasan mereka..Sampe kakak gue pun ikutan heboh.

Thanks GOD, thanks to my parents and brother, mereka sangat sangat appreciate banget sama kelulusan gue ini

The Best Part

Bagian yang paling gue suka adalah ketika nyanyiin lagu Indonesia Raya. Maklum, jiwa nasionalis gue emang kuat banget (huekkk!!!!)

Gue bersemangat banget selama nyanyiin Indonesia Raya dan Mengheningkan Cipta-yang entah kenapa lirik nya beda sama yang gue nyanyiin selama 12 taun sekolah-.

The F***king part

adalah ketika gue dapet ijazah gue n ternyata nilai e-business gue gak ada di dalam transkrip!!!Siyal. itu gue bikin sampe gak tidur, sampe nyusahin orang, bla bla bla..

The Happiest Part

Ketemu sama CaMer!!! dan calon ibu mertua itu ramah banget, gak kaya kemaren2

I love you, ney..

Mungkin karena udah lulus juga kali yaaa

Mungkin ini hadiah terindah buat kelulusan gue

Jalan-jalan sama Dewi

Seudah nyampe ke Serpong, gue janjian sama Dewi, yang mana kemaren dia ultah n ditinggal suaminya ke Solo )

Tadinya cuma duduk2 doang di kos gue, terus tiba2 aja gitu kami kepikiran mau ke SMS..Jalan2 lah..

Happy Birthday, wi

Kecewa – BCL

Sedikit waktu yang kau miliki
Luangkanlah untukku
Harap secepatnya datangi aku
S’kali ini ku mohon padamu
Ada yang ingin ku sampaikan
Sempatkanlah…
Hampa kesal dan amarah
S’luruhnya ada dibenakku
Tandai seketika
Hati yang tak terbalas
Oleh cintamu…
Kuingin marah, melampiaskan tapi kuhanyalah sendiri disini
Ingin kutunjukkan pada siapa saja yang ada
Bahwa hatiku kecewa…
Sedetik menunggumu disini, s’perti seharian
Berkali kulihat jam ditangan
Demi membunuh waktu
Tak kulihat tanda kehadiranmu
Yang semakin meyakiniku
Kau tak datang

Pleased To Go

Artinya : mempersilakan untuk pergi.

Kurang lebih gini : Gue ga minta lu untuk pergi, tapi gue juga gak expect lu stay. Gue gak bilang gue gak sayang sama lu, tapi itu juga bukan berarti gue sayang sama lu.

Itu. Menurut gue  *yang ngerasa berbeda silakan komen*.

Jadi, klo ada yang ngomong *dalam konteks hubungan pria dan wanita* ” gue gak minta lu pergi, lu yang pergi sendiri” buat gue adalah SIYALAN. 

Kenapa? Karena artinya beda sama kalo dia ngomong “gue gak minta lu pergi, gue udah coba nahan lu, tapi lu yang tetep pergi”

Coba perhatiin kata2 yang gue bold n italic, beda kan artinya?

Itu yang MUNGKIN sedang dalam pertanyaan dalam hidup gue. Emang, dia gak minta gue untuk pergi, tapi dia juga ga nahan gue. Jadi??? Dia pleased me to go kann???

uhm, udahan ah. Ntar klo disuru ngomong langsung, mampus gue. Mana bisa????